I don’t wanna get on his bad side guys.
I would hate to be Force strangled by a walking ventilator with the voice of James Earl Jones. That’s pretty much my number one nightmare aside from giving a speech naked. So, that’s why I got this wicked Darth Vader Commands t-shirt. Trying to stay on Vader’s good side is a good investment if you like to breath.
Now, this cotton tee takes care of two fears: Keeps Darth close and keeps me clothed. Hopefully, it will help my dreams more on the unicorn and balloon side of things.