Thanos loves to flex.
In front of a mirror, above an especially clear and reflective lake, and amidst a swirling cloud of infinite star stuff, Thanos ABSOLUTELY LOVES to flex his massive (and intimidating) Infinity Gauntlet.
And because we’re not above cashing in on Thanos’ unrelenting narcissism, we dove in head first with our Avengers Infinity War Thanos Space Dye Men’s T-Shirt.
Made from 100% cotton and perhaps a smidgeon of dark matter, this Thanos t-shirt for men features a black, white, smudged and distressed rendering of the smug, smiling tyrant.
And how does this smug, smiling tyrant pass the time? By adorning the Infinity Gauntlet….and flexing.
Yes, this black Infinity War t-shirt features Thanos residing amidst an infinitely distant nebula slathered with layered splotches simulating twinkling star stuff — and we’re totally calling said splotches “space dye.”
Sorry, as of 37 seconds ago, “space dye” and all its conceptual variances (e.g., “space ink”, “galaxy dye”) are now the property of SuperHeroStuff.com.